A man goes to the Doctor due health problems...

Doctor: Do you smoke ?
Patient: Yes doctor, two packs a day
Doctor: From now on use nicotine patches. You will see that little by little you will quit.
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Doctor: Do you drink:
Patient: Yes doctor, two daily bottles
Doctor: Go to Alcoholic Anonimus and you will see that little by little you will quit.
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Doctor: Do you have sex ?
Patient: Yes doctor, two times a day
Doctor: Then get married. You will see that little by little you will quit.
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